Robert Christgau: Dean of American Rock Critics

Consumer Guide:
  User's Guide
  Grades 1990-
  Grades 1969-89
  And It Don't Stop
Books:
  Book Reports
  Is It Still Good to Ya?
  Going Into the City
  Consumer Guide: 90s
  Grown Up All Wrong
  Consumer Guide: 80s
  Consumer Guide: 70s
  Any Old Way You Choose It
  Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough
Xgau Sez
Writings:
  And It Don't Stop
  CG Columns
  Rock&Roll& [new]
  Rock&Roll& [old]
  Music Essays
  Music Reviews
  Book Reviews
  NAJP Blog
  Playboy
  Blender
  Rolling Stone
  Billboard
  Video Reviews
  Pazz & Jop
  Recyclables
  Newsprint
  Lists
  Miscellany
Bibliography
NPR
Web Site:
  Home
  Site Map
  Contact
  What's New?
    RSS
Social Media:
  Substack
  Bluesky
  [Twitter]
Carola Dibbell:
  Carola's Website
  Archive
CG Search:
Google Search:

Consumer Guide Album

The Human Hearts: Viable [Open Boat, 2023]
Musically, 64-year-old frontman-pianist-songsmith-Ph.D-Bandcamper Franklin Bruno will never be any kind of virtuoso or heartthrob. Formally sapient and technically accomplished enough never to blow a note of simple yet well-honed melodies he has the good sense to design as mere albeit catchy tunes, he never misses a well-chosen note as a singer. But for all that there's something in his plain, conversational timbre that leaves the pursuit of anything that could be called beautiful to the likes of Jenny Toomey, the indie frontperson turned Ford Foundation honcho who graces several of these tracks. From the flag pin he refuses to wear over his heart to the promos he requests you save from the sell pile, Bruno writes socially conscious although not therefore ideological songs, which means he's a very smart guy who sees the world the way I and I bet you do. For the cherry on top he covers an Everly Brothers obscurity called "June Is as Cold as December." And before you go all global warming on him, be aware that June is actually just the prettiest girl in town. A-