Robert Christgau: Dean of American Rock Critics

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These are questions submitted by readers, and answered by Robert Christgau. New ones will appear in batches every third Tuesday.

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October 16, 2025

And It Don't Stop.

Let us praise first-rate collections of first-rate songs but let us skip the twenty-four albums awarded some variation of the E grade. Also: albums vs. songs, Mary J. Blige, Geese, and chansons.

[Q] I've noticed that in the '90s you reviewed a lot of compilations of '50s and '60s artists. What's more, many of these garnered exceptionally favourable reviews—James Brown, the Coasters, Bo Diddley, Fats Domino, Curtis Mayfield & the Impressions, the Shirelles, and Howlin' Wolf all garnered A pluses, whilst Johnny Cash, the Chantels, Ray Charles, Lee Dorsey, the Drifters, the Everly Brothers, Slim Harpo, Buddy Holly, Little Willie John, B.B. King, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, the Marvelettes, Wilson Pickett, Huey "Piano" Smith, the Temptations, Gene Vincent, Muddy Waters and Jackie Wilson were all awarded full A's. My theory as to why this might be the case is that most if not all of these artists were included in your '50s and '60s Basic Record Library in your '70s and '80s Consumer Guides, and by the '90s you had moved on to CDs and many of your long-beloved comps by these (mostly singles) artists were vinyl-only if not out of print all together. -- Jamie Dangerous, Sunderland, UK

[A] Right. The '90s were a boom time for the music industry, driven in part by the arrival of almost everything old in a new format: CDs. Consumer Guide is at heart exactly that, a guide, and when a first-rate collection of first-rate songs arrived in the mail, consumer guidance often followed. With a few exceptions, most of the artists you list above recorded a lot of first-rate songs but didn't conceive their output in terms of albums, which at their best tend to be structured so they flow, to include tracks that may not be irresistible on their own but intrarelate (note: the previous word is not "interrelate," although that can happen with successions of songs as well). Greatest hits records hit home differently, track by track by track. Unsurprisingly, they suit artists who rode through their careers on the strength of memorable songs—some hits, some evocative of similar hits, others strung together by the artist in question's unique style and vocal identity. permalink

[Q] I have a dumb question that has bothered me since I bought my first copy of Rock Albums of the '70s back in college: why E rather than F? For years I thought it must be a joke you didn't bother spelling out (E for "Existentially Awful?"), then thought perhaps it's a New York City public school thing. So please, for a lifelong fan who owes you for introducing me to hundreds of great records and many of my favorite bands, why doesn't a terrible record get an F? -- Gary Mairs, Los Angeles

[A] Remembering with certainty why I made that call half a century ago is pretty much impossible, but I can certainly see a logic there. A, B, C, and D don't stand for anything. They're the first four letters of the alphabet, just as 1, 2, 3, 4 are the first four numbers. To resort to F, which clearly stands for "Fail," would be to abandon that logic. E gives us five grades, with E the lowest and "Plus" and "Minus" available for further detail work. But did I ever actually resort to E Plus or E Minus? I dimly recall doings, and by checking my site—Tom Hull is unstoppable—have determined that there are seven E+'s, fifteen E's, and two E-'s (Aorta, Kim Fowley). permalink

[Q] I find myself recently listening more to individual songs than full length albums. Do you think you may be missing something by focusing on albums, including great songs by one-hit wonders or artists without any A albums? Aren't albums for the most part made up of songs? When listening to albums I do tend to break the album into songs I love, songs I like and songs I don't like. -- David S, Arlington, Virginia

[A] Sure I'm missing something by not searching out singles. I'm also missing something by never visiting New Zealand. But do I hear enough great music in the course of my life? Damn right—few humans hear more, and focusing on albums as I have for 60 years has proven an enriching way to do that. permalink

[Q] Hi, Seems to have gone unnoticed by many critics, but any thoughts on the last Mary J. Blige album? -- James, Liverpool

[A] I assume you mean 2024's Gratitude, of which I wasn't aware until I got this question, which says something about how "unnoticed" it's been. Streaming it first listen on Spotify as I write and would say solid, as she generally has been. But only time will tell—suitable breakfast music will enable me to check it out with my secret weapon the Carola Test. Would observe for the nonce that that's what Blige has always been: solid. Would observe that at 54 she's still an unmistakable pro. Would also observe that pros generally need something a little more scintillating than solid to break into the A list and that I'd handicap this as what I call an Honorable Mention. permalink

[Q] The 23 Sept 2025 GQ article about the band Geese, authored by Grayson Haver Carvin, led me to listen to some of their music and the solo album titled Heavy Metal released by band member Cameron Winter. I was surprised and delighted to be moved by some of those tracks in ways reminiscent of first hearing Marquee Moon, Horses, or More Songs About Buildings and Food, i.e. something crafty, good, and new. Given Geese are young and the influences of today's world on all young artists can be boggling to discern, I would like to know any thoughts you may have about their music.Thank you! -- Mike McMann, North Bend, Washington

[A] My suspicion after one play of Geese's Getting Killed is that your Television/Patti/Talking Heads comparison is a bit hyper. But I'll certainly play it again and at a guess would allow as how it might be some kind of A. permalink

[Q] One of my favorite of your CG reviews is the one for Leonard Cohen's I'm Your Man—analogizing what he did to chanson not only opened his work up for me (even more), it also opened up chanson itself—albeit, after a LONG period of threading my way around my own rock & roll grain—or African-American-informed-music grain—just to tolerate it. You gave a Serge Gainsbourg comp a shrug, and I'm not surprised (I like him, but oh that bullshit meter). Yet I'm wondering if there have been any actual chansonnier(s) that might go on a theoretical "Sujets de recherche plus approfondie" list? Not your beat, I realize, but I'm curious. -- Mark Bradford, Brooklyn

[A] I may be forgetting something, but I don't recall a single chansonnier (is there female variant of that term?) who's rung my chimes. I miss the African-American groove too much is one problem. But a while back I gave an A minus to a 2010 album called Bad Reputation: Pierre de Gaillande Sings Georges Brassens, in which de Gaillande translates and sings a bunch of Brassens's chansons. I ranked it 31st in that year's Dean's List. So I found it in my shelves and gave it a spin, which sounded damn good, funny and occasionally filthy (it's on Spotify). I read French moderately well, but I barely speak it unless I'm ordering food. Carola's French is quite good and when we've vacationed there she's run the show and saved our asses. Similarly, both she and Nina have run the show when we've visited Italy, where Nina's studied the language a little, although I do the driving, which in Italy is something to brag about. permalink

September 17, 2025

And It Don't Stop.

African American science fiction, Eno before and after rocking, where (or who) in the world is Stephen Malkmus, first musical loves, variants of the art-rock mindset, and listening without prejudice.

[Q] Any recommendations for African American science fiction novels? -- Amy, Taiwan

[A] Two of the most renowned science fiction novelists are Black. One is the also quite feminist Octavia E. Butler (I've read Wild Seed and Kindred, which I admired though they didn't stick with me—this was well over a decade ago). The other is Harlem native Samuel R. Delany, a great. The acknowledged classics are Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand and The Motion of Light in Water. Plus there's the wonderful East Village memoir Heavenly Breakfast. Delany is gay and writes about it sometimes. He's 83. I deal with him at some length in Book Reports. permalink

[Q] Hello Sir, After recently streaming the wonderful new documentary film ENO, I immersed myself in his catalog of solo albums and collaborations and most of them sounded better than ever to my ears. I found two in particular to be absolute gems: 1973's No Pussyfooting credited to Fripp/Eno and 1983's solo Ambient 4: On Land. Checking your website, you gave both of these albums B+ grades so I'd like to ask if you have listened to either of them lately and if so has your evaluation changed? If not, I'd highly recommend you give them a spin when you can. I agree Another Green World is Eno's masterpiece but I'd be surprised if you didn't agree that these two albums are almost as good. Hope you are doing well. -- Tarun Bahaj, NYC

[A] I have not encountered the film but will keep an eye out for it. Another Green World is the only Eno album I play anything like regularly—I mean, I own something like over 10,000 CDs not to mention LPs, so give me a break. But your letter inspired me to return for at least four-five tracks to Taking Tiger Mountain, Before and After Science, and Here Come the Warm Jets. They all sounded good, but (as I'd anticipated) Warm Jets was tops. Rocked a little more, for one thing. permalink

[Q] What did you think of the Pavement movie? Appreciate you getting me into Pavement so I could enjoy it for the nostalgia as well as the delightfully weird meta elements. -- Griffin Han-Lalime, Damariscotta, Maine

[A] Structurally, I found the film abstractly experimental in a mostly impressive but sometimes overly experimental way. Its operative conceit is an interesting one: that it's a semi-fictional or play-acted music doc. Found myself unsure at times where or who exactly Malkmus was. Was nonetheless glad that I saw it, just as a film. permalink

[Q] Hi Bob, hoping you and yours are well. What do you make of the notion that our first musical love is eternal? I reckon it's impossible to truly view anything in a vacuum, as lived experience necessarily dictates personal preference, but do you find any particular difficulty in remaining impartial about the music that reared you? -- Ryan Abraham, Muskegon, Michigan

[A] I'm not familiar with this truism, but it's sensible enough—up to a point. Among my early faves I certainly remember buying remember buying Doris Day's "Secret Love" and via my Aunt Mildred a Platters album while at the same time enjoying my parents' 78 of Fats Waller's "All That Meat and No Potatoes," which in an early book dedication I mistook for "One Meat Ball." For sure I still enjoy them all. But that doesn't mean I regard any of them as titanic or foundational. permalink

[Q] I've been thinking about your comment in your 2024 year-end essay, about the dearth of catchy songs with good beats in Pitchfork's year-end: "it could also be that America's greatest gift to world culture is going out of style." Have there been other periods when you've wondered anything like this? Is the worry limited to American music and culture specifically? I find more catchy songs/good beats than ever before, but the vast majority come from outside of the United States. This seems different, even as a longtime globally curious listener. -- Dave Moore, Philadelphia

[A] That clause was intended as a mild dig at the current manifestation of Pitchfork, which without having done a statistical breakdown certainly seems to be tending toward a less songful and more abstract aesthetic than I prefer, probably in the hope of nurturing a less fun-prone, more snobbish editorial identity and hence market. Not that this isn't the editors' true aesthetic penchant. But I've been poking holes in variants of the art-rock mindset for most of my career. permalink

[Q] You've mentioned you still give the occasional listen to new albums by artists you don't necessarily love but respect or have a personal connection to a la Paul McCartney. But what about artists you "turned against"; did you give a spin to the Who's most recent album from a couple years back? After a series of bad reviews, do you still give a spin (or stream) to new records by Nick Lowe? Cheap Trick? Or to groups you once dug but haven't officially reviewed in some time such as Elvis Costello, the Pretenders, or Elton John? Obviously, you spend less time with "classic rock" survivors now that commercial considerations don't play into it, but how curious are you to artists you obviously spent some time on in the past who may have irritated or bored you in recent years? -- James K, Queens

[A] I hold no grudge against "classic rock" on the level you posit, and would almost certainly give new albums by almost every artist you name a spin. All are clearly talented. But whether their aesthetic retains sufficient vitality is another matter. How many such albums would I get to the end of? I truly couldn't say. Most, probably, but people run out of gas, artists and critics both. permalink

August 20, 2025

And It Don't Stop.

Thoughts on AI, advice to young critic, the Angry Samoans as dinner music, "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll" as ASMR, the road to humane politics, and 21 Louis Armstrong albums in no particular order.

[Q] I've always appreciated how you find unique ways to "unlock" music, and I often revisit your back catalogue to refresh my ears on records I love (for ex, your wry point about early Steely Dan: Palmer's singing "fit[ting] in like a cheerleader at a crap game" is on-point, though you've forever ruined my enjoyment of "Dirty Work":)) Another fave of mine is your quip about the Strokes' fourth album: "You know how it is—the gym does more for your wind than for your jump shot"—a splendidly abstruse (and apt) line! It's in these touches where I believe real value/artistry in criticism occurs. That said, I wonder what you think AI will reap in this particular context. Have you toyed with the tech at all? On a lark, I've asked it to imitate distinct prose stylists (Hem, DFW, etc.) & find that it can capture overt staples, but clumsily so; I had it imitate your style, and it broadly "got" you in certain touches, but somehow had you praising an Aimee Mann record. Your thoughts on AI and "unique voice"? -- Jason Holtzman, Gainesville, Florida

[A] As a well-read, self-taught writer who's spent his professional life looking inside himself and figuring out whether and how the good feeling the melody or timbre or beat or verbal intellection/humor/expressiveness of a compelling track arouses in me entails physical pleasure, fresh insight, incisive humor, affecting emotion, and now I'll stop until somebody pays me money—good money—to excavate further, I'm extremely skeptical regarding AI. For one thing, human writers have bodies. AI is certainly aware of this inconvenient fact. But that doesn't mean it has the proper physical equipment to understand what it means. AI, it's called, right? Intelligence does not happen in the body. It happens in the cerebellum, which AI presumably knows as opposed to understands is a different thing without having the intellectual wherewithal to "know" just exactly how it's different. permalink

[Q] As a young person that loves music and is very opinionated, I want to review albums and be a critic. What words of advice would you give to a young writer, or what advice would you give to your younger self? -- Reagan Bussey, Starkville Mississippi

[A] First, don't kid yourself about the raw appeal of your prose. Be relatively confident that some people out there enjoy your writing AS WRITING. Second, don't fib about how much you yourself like or dislike the music in question, and even more important, why you feel the way you do. If the reasons aren't vivid or interesting or significant or striking or of general social/aesthetic usefulness, review something else. permalink

[Q] Whatever is to become of the Angry Samoans? Will humankind be able to appreciate the quick tempos, playful tunes, and clever outrageousness of Back From Samoa ever again? -- Benjamin Barnes, Springs, Pennsylvania

[A] Why not? I played their 43-track 1994 The Unboxed Set before dinner and it sounded undiminished, though it has its limitations as dinner music. Here's hoping, though I'm not holding my breath, they do a concept EP about RFK Jr. fucking up American Samoa's vaccine program. permalink

[Q] In your review of Emotional Rescue you wonder aloud if this album wouldn't sound more interesting than It's Only Rock 'n' Roll should we take the time to compare/contrast in our respective retirement communities. I commend you for thinking you'd ever retire. Naturally, this thing of ours keeps pulling you back in. But in 2025, I wonder how all the post-Exile albums hold up to you and especially when compared to one another. You were spot on about Wyman coming down front and center like he's James Jamerson throughout ER. The loudness wars felt in the Universal remasters (on CD, at least) often hurt the air in the Stones' sound. Listen to "Beast of Burden" to hear it sounding rushed and unnatural in its over-compressed state. Maybe because the songs aren't as great on ER, they benefit significantly from this approach. Wyman-Watts never sound more needed to making this material work. The needle hasn't moved as much for IORR in its remastered form. Your serve. -- Rob O'Connor, Hurley, New York

[A] I just put on It's Only Rock 'n' Roll when it was time for my nap—on Spotify, admittedly, wrestling vinyl out of my industrial shelves is not for 83-year-olds and the R's are especially awkward. Dozed off for a while, woke up, wondered briefly what that was because until I truly awakened I didn't know. Initial conclusion: no Exile, no Now! Duh. Subsequent analysis: I will never play it again. As for Emotional Rescue, I'll stick with what I said when assessing Dirty Work the best album the Stones came up with post-Some Girls: "it peters out quicker than the side-openers make you hope." And FYI, rerating albums can get pretty tiresome. permalink

[Q] If there had been no influence of Christianity, do you think you would have become a left-wing intellectual? -- Brian Eastman, UK

[A] I try never to downgrade how crucial growing up in a fundamentalist church not just was but HAD TO BE as regards what became of me. But I don't think fundamentalist notions of charity, which are real up to a point, led me on the road to humane politics. My younger brother has spent most of his life as a Christian youth worker. He's been instrumental in bringing Christians of color, most of them Asian, to middle-class Connecticut, where he's resided for most of his adult life. He's built housing in poor countries. He's honest and humane. But we seldom if ever talk about politics, and I very much doubt he's any kind of leftist, though perhaps he is some kind of liberal the way such things are gauged in his world. permalink

[Q] In a recent Louis Armstrong review you mentioned that you had 21 Armstrong titles on your A shelves. I have about half that many, most on your recommendations. Will your please list those titles? -- Stiv, Texas

[A] CDs only, in no particular order, alphabetical included.

  • New Orleans Nights (Verve)
  • Vol. 6: St. Louis Blues (Columbia)
  • Louis in New York Volume V (Columbia)
  • Plays W.C. Handy (Columbia/Legacy)
  • Love Songs (MCA)
  • Louis Armstrong and Earl Hines (Columbia)
  • C'Est Ci Bon (Tomato)
  • Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington: The Master Takes (Roulette Jazz)
  • 16 Most Requested Songs (Columbia/Legacy)
  • What a Wonderful Christmas (Hip-O)
  • An American Icon (Hip-O)
  • Pops Is Tops: The Verve Studio Albums (Verve)
  • Satch Plays Fats (Columbia/Legacy)
  • The Complete Town Hall Concert 1947 (Fresh Sound)
  • Satchmo: A Musical Autobiograph (Verve)
  • Louis Armstrong Meets Oscar Peterson (Verve)
  • Louis Armstrong and His All-Stars (Columbia/Legacy)
  • Louis Armstrong Volume 7: You're Drivin' Me Crazy (Columbia/Legacy)
  • Satch Blows the Blues (Columbia/Legacy)
  • The Best of Louis Armstrong: Hot Five and Hot Seven Recordings (Columbia/Legacy)
  • The Complete RCA Victor Recordings (BMG Classics)
  • Ken Burns Jazz (Columbia/Legacy)
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July 17, 2025

And It Don't Stop.

Top three dream gigs, A plus upgrades briefly considered, enjoyable (not remarkable) bluegrass, the joy of doc (Swamp Dogg edition), the joy of disc (compact edition), and the TV party that wasn't.

[Q] If you could travel anywhere in time and place to attend a live music show, what would be your top three choices? For me: James Brown and His Fabulous Flames at the Apollo in '68, The Velvet Underground with the Exploding Plastic Inevitable in 1966, Nirvana at the Reading Festival in 1992 (edging out Elvis at a Sun Records show in 1956). -- Randy, El Lay

[A] Good choices all, obviously, although I wouldn't be so quick to grab the Velvets (who I did see several-plus times during their justifiably legendary Danny Fields-conceived Max's stay in 1970). But to be truthful the only rock act—putting JB in a category of his own (and yes, I did see him at the Apollo early on)—I couldn't give up would be an early Beatles show, preferably in the UK '63 or '64 though I'd settle for Shea Stadium. That's because I'd go for jazz: something like the Coltrane-Dolphy gig I describe briefly in my memoir plus pre-Charlie Rouse Monk (not that there was anything wrong with the Rouse gigs, some dozen of which I attended, just to catch Sonny Rollins or someone comparable), and, hell, Charlie Parker with Dizzy Gillespie anywhere. permalink

[Q] I'm not sure why, but I was surprised when I read in response to last month's Warren Zevon question that an "A" grade means "possibly an A+ one day." Makes sense. With that in mind . . . dare or may I ask about Out of Time (and Document) by R.E.M., and Very by the Pet Shop Boys? Hope you are well. -- Fred Hodson, Ipswich, Suffolk

[A] FWIW, which is not much, none of those choices yells A plus at me, although any of them might plausibly qualify. But really, the only way to tell is to catch yourself raving when you put it on, whether because for some reason you're essaying a career lookback at the artist in question or because the album in question migrated into your hand for no better reason than impulse. permalink

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