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  • Eternal Atake [Generation Now/Atlantic, 2020] **

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Eternal Atake [Generation Now/Atlantic, 2020]
"I ain't fucked a bitch so long I'd do it in a Honda Accord," the opener claims, but alas, along comes voting-age pussy, bedecked of course with auto-tuneful mating and consumption rhymes suitable to a rapper of Uzi's stature ("That Way," "Lo Mein," "Baby Pluto") **