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Apollonia 6

  • Apollonia 6 [Warner Bros., 1984] B-

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Apollonia 6 [Warner Bros., 1984]
In which our heroine fucks the principal, opens up for her pretty boy, sings quite a bit, and talks cute rather than dirty. The tracks are more than serviceable Starr Company issue; the formula is less than kicky shock. B-