Consumer Guide Album
The Captain and Tennille: Love Will Keep Us Together [A&M, 1975]
One expected a lousy album, but not this lousy. Their good sense in appropriating Neil Sedaka's unused hit arrangement was a one-shot: the rest of the time they spread the middle of the road so thin they make "Rainy Days and Mondays" sound like "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting." Admirers of the single should invest in a copy of Sedaka's Back.