Consumer Guide Album
Laurie Styvers: Spilt Milk [Warner Bros., 1971]
Normally, I ignore records as rightfully obscure as this one, but I thought it was time I mentioned that our hippest record company is getting more complacent all the time--just how many L.A. airheads can we stand? Styvers is the kind of person who makes me like junkies--you know, the baby you want to steal candy from, so trite and pretty-poo in her fashionably troubled adolescence that you hope she chokes on her own money. One line says it all: "There just aren't words for the songs of the people who really feel." Oh shut up, Laurie.